Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Acid is not a monday night drug
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Randomize
