I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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