Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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