i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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