Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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