Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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