Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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