Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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