i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
