Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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