id be glad to
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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