ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
