You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
fuck your aforementioned shoe
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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