If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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