So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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