can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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