My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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