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we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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