I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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