I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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