Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
our cab driver is having phone sex.
love makes seman taste better
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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