He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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