I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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