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so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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