suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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