Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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