The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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