jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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