He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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