He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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