I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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