More tranny stories later!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
