U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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