all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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