no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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