oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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