ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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