not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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