how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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