And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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