The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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