Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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