never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
don't judge my taste in strippers
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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