from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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