I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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