why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
only you would photoshop your dick
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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