Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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