weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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