Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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