i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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